I'm not a lotion guy. Never have been anyway. But lately I'm noticing that the palms of my hands are starting to resemble the bottom of most peoples feet. Makes sense, I use my hands like feet on a daily basis. Usually the only lotion in my house is all girly smelling and I don't use it.
Yesterday, I noticed my hands were felling a bit rough and dry. I was sitting on the floor and looked at the coffee table in front of me. I saw some lotion and dumped some on my hands. I noticed things were a bit funny because it came out more like tooth paste and had a smell like something you would use to put on your feet but masked in mint. I turn the bottle around and see the words, "FOOT SCRUB".
From this point I just starting rubbing it in and it doesn't feel good. I feels like I'm rubbing thick tooth paste and sand into my hands. But by this time, it's too late, I can't stop, so I keep rubbing it in. The smell is super strong and my hands are yelling at me, "STOP! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW!"
Shanna comes home and I look at her and point to the foot scrub on the table and say, "That's not lotion." She replies, "I know." Followed immediately by "Why?" "I thought it was lotion, " I said. She then began to laugh at me. Then asked a very logical question, "What did you use it for?" "MY HANDS...THANK GOD" I said with a sense of relief.
She told me I'd be fine and I needed to go wash my hands. Oh great now I have to get this smell on my wheels. At the end of the day, I lived and learned.
My hands are also super soft!
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