Jay Thomas vs. Jay Thomas?

I got a call from my doctor today and he told me that after speaking with another surgeon, surgery isn't the best option.  That means I will not be having surgery anytime soon!

But wait, what about the hernia?

Well it gets to stay and I live around it.  How do I do that?  Well I'm very glad you've asked, because I have the answer!  Before I left Rochester earlier this week they told me to take Miralax.  I'll let you figure out what that does.  Here is a clue, it'll keep room in my fat belly.  Still not getting it?  Maybe this will help.

There you go(literally!)

The doctor also said that I need to lose weight.  Not sure how that is going to happen but I'm going to try.  Eat better I guess, exer..ex...I can't even say that second part but I guess I'll give it a whirl.  I have to, otherwise I'll have to have a surgery that would keep me out of action for a while.  Action? Yeah action.  Why am I arguing with myself?  Probably because I'm tired.  Aw crap I'm in an endless loop of blogging to myself!

For real though, I'm super lazy!  Not sure exactly how I'll get on this and stick to it.  I'll have to make myself a workout playlist that consists of music from Rocky, Karate Kid, and The Last Dragon....I'll be slim(let's be honest, less fat.) in no time!

This is what I'm bloggin' about!


This hernia doesn't stand a chance.